I Got the Herp and I'm Okay

Happiness can come in even the darkest of times. HSV 1 Positive. I'll talk to ya.
University of Louisville.
Let the music be your master and all that.


ok apparently if a duckling imprints on a human and doesn’t meet other ducklings he ends up believing he’s a human too. that’s unbelievable. what if im just a duckling with an overactive imagination. what if im just a sleeping duckling and this is all a dream

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I’m stuck between wanting:

1. A long lasting relationship with my soulmate who supports me and protects me and is my partner and we are completely bad ass together and in love

2. Wanting to have casual sex and rip out the heart of everyone person I meet

3. Being independent and having a loyal dog while I’m married to my career

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one of my favorite ron swanson lines

(Source: allthingspawnee, via ganspirit)




Your tongue doesn’t fit comfortably in your mouth

you’re right, maybe it would fit better in yours

that was as smooth as fuck

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October is tomorrow.

why the fuck is Darren Wilson still not arrested?

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BREAKING: Here’s what’s known now in Ferguson: Another young man has been killed, a 12-year-old boy in Dellwood. The boy’s shooting and the officer’s shooting are unrelated. However, a suspect that shot a female Ferguson PD Officer is currently being surrounded in a Ferguson-area house.

(Source: thepoliticalfreakshow, via uglypnis)




what if you were in bed tonight and you were really lonely and sad and you were lying with your arm hanging out over the edge of the bed into the darkness and just as you were going to sleep, the darkness reached out and held your hand






i made a thing

i don’t think i’m as freaked out by the dark anymore

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girls who like being choked during sex are neato

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wow look at this terrible role model for young girls.

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people that point out acne:

  1. pack ur bags
  2. buy a plane ticket
  3. go to hell

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lost two followers for posting my nipple piercings

thank u for the confidence boost friends

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